Ketchup Packets

So does anybody use just ONE ketchup packet? I just noticed that i have to use so many ketchup packets to get the proper balance of fries and ketchup. Even when i try to squeeze every little bit of sauce, the one little ketchup packet does not do my fries justice. Has anyone ever thought about making those things bigger? Maybe i should write a letter to Heinz and make that suggestion. I mean, does anybody else hate using so many of those bite size packets? I know i do! 20 packets later my fries are cold and I've got so much ketchup on my fingers you'd think i was bleeding. Big ketchup packets will soon be the craze in all fast food joints. These larger ketchup packets will not only satisfy customers like myself, but also burgers and fries everywhere! I'm jus sayin'!

Parents Are Outta Control These Days!!

Police have arrested a Georgia woman who they say forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for earning a bad grade.

Lynn Middlebrooks Geter, 38, is charged with one count each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery after she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.
Meriwether County sheriff Steve Whitlock told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday night that the 12-year-old boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police.

The pet's death allegedly took place at the family's Warm Springs home.

Whitlock said 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.

He said she was arrested last week and remained in the Meriwether County jail Thursday evening. It was not immediately known if she had a lawyer.

Meriwether County is located about 90 minutes southwest of Atlanta.

From the Friday, Jan. 22, 2010 online edition of The Augusta Chronicle


Some parents these days should be slapped silly!! I'm jus sayin'!!!